Total Medals Earned: 2,926 (From 462 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,155 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
Medals Earned: 5/19 (125/475 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (205/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release five different songs.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/25 points)
Get 500 score
Get 1k score
Get 2k score
Get 4k Score
Get 8k Score
Medals Earned: 29/30 (475/500 points)
Infect 2 citizens in a single game
Infect 10 citizens in a single game
Have the cannon shoot your zombie 50 metres (including bounces)
Reach 100 metres in a single run
Have a zombie horde of at least 5
Have a zombie horde of at least 10
Reach 250 metres total in all runs
Reach 500 metres total in all runs
Reach 1000 metres total in all runs
Infect 10 total citizens in all games
Infect 100 total citizens in all games
Infect 250 total citizens in all games
Infect 50 citizens in a single game
Have the cannon shoot your zombie 60 metres (including bounces)
Have the cannon shoot your zombie 70 metres (including bounces)
Have the cannon shoot your zombie 85 metres (including bounces)
Reach 200 metres in a single run
Have a zombie horde of at least 15
Have a zombie horde of at least 20
Reach 2000 metres in a single run
Infect 500 total citizens in all games
Infect 100 citizens in a single game
Reach 300 metres in a single run
Have a zombie horde of at least 25
Reach 5000 metres total in all runs
Infect 1000 total citizens in all games
Infect 250 citizens in a single game
Reach 500 metres in a single run
Reach 1000 metres in a single run
Have the cannon shoot your zombie 100 metres (including bounces)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (110/110 points)
Medals Earned: 18/21 (340/365 points)